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I've been mulling over this one for a while. Five months, actually. I had an extremely difficult time finding seven on a lot of these. Which is why I posted it: it took massive effort on my part.

Taken from John at Rejected Reality.

7 Things That Scare Me
1. Me being naked, anywhere;
2. Seeing PVC pipes on the roof of oncoming vehicles;
3. The thought of my Husbear dying;
4. Heights, and me at them;
5. Me speaking in public;
6. The thought of losing any of my 5 senses;
7. A paper-cut on my tongue.

7 Things I Like
1. Three Olives Root Beer vodka;
2. Hairy chests (Sorry ladies, but just on men!);
3. Beer (hence the title of my blog);
4. Men in kilts;
5. Critiquing porn (redubbing it in a MST3K sort of way);
6. Google;
7. Bagpipe music.

7 Things I Hate
1. Circus clowns;
2. People who use cellphones during movies;
3. Children that are not behaved;
4. People who let their children be not behaved;
5. Cold weather;
6. People who "preach" about love and acceptance, but don't practice either;
7. The fact that I'm getting hair on the top of my ears.

7 Things In My Room
(By "room", I mean my home office.)
1. My computer, and all the things required for it to function and a desk for it to be used on;
2. Business paperwork, sharing same said desk that computer sits upon;
3. Books, and the two black shelving units that hold them;
4. An old lounge chair, to read said books in;
5. A weight bench, which the Husbear uses to work out on;
6. A closet, to store holiday stuffs in (a closet is a big deal when you have a 117 year old house that didn't originally contain any!);
7. A rack of DVDs.

7 Things About Me
1. I'm peculiar about how my towels are folded;
2. I eat food one item at a time and don't go back and forth between items;
3. I dress to the left;
4. I have body/self-image issues;
5. I'm adopted, and have no idea who my biologicals are;
6. I don't like being in a crowd;
7. I doubt myself, often.

7 Things To Do Before I Die
1. Learn how to play the banjo;
2. Make sure my Husbear knows I love him;
3. Lose my inhibitions without the assistance of massive quantities of alcohol;
4. Gain my family's acceptance;
5. Visit somewhere OUTSIDE the continental U.S.;
6. Be in a porn;
7. Validate the answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

7 Things I Can Do
1. Bite my toenails;
2. Fix your Windows-based computer;
3. Change the lyrics to any song (in that "Weird Al" fashion);
4. Send text messages like a maniac;
5. Tattoo others, and myself;
6. Build things, around the house;
7. Sound like a Howler monkey.

7 Things I Can't Do
1. Autofellatio;
2. Walk into any church building without thinking horrible thoughts;
3. Skillfully play *any* musical instrument;
4. Figure out that someone is flirting with me until about an hour after the fact;
5. Carry on a conversation without feeling like an idiot at some point during it;
6. Sleep through the night without having a nightmare;
7. Work for Wal-Mart again!

7 Favorite Movies
1. Dogma;
2. The Fifth Element;
3. The Gods Must Be Crazy;
4. V for Vendetta;
5. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the BBC 6 part mini-series version);
6. Back to the Future;
7. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut.

7 Things I Say The Most
1. "Google for it";
2. "I love you, honey";
3. "Umm...";
4. "Huh?";
5. "Odyssey Art Studio. This is Erik. How may I help you?";
6. "Frak!";
7. "Not now, dear."