Mysterious package with no name arrives in the mail. But there's a rubber ducky sticker on it. Good sign that it's not an explosive device at least.
The contents are well wrapped. I think there's an entire package of that paper in here.
Lo and behold, it's a cute rubber duck!
But wait, there's something printed on the bottom of the package.
Well hello Mr. Ducky!
Thank you Mr. Anonymous. 
Until next time...
Jay commented on January 24, 2012 at 1:11 pm:
I love it..
Cb commented on January 24, 2012 at 1:19 pm:
In order to be sure that your duck is bigger, I'll need to sit on it.
Nik_TheGreek commented on January 24, 2012 at 2:13 pm:
lol... That's a nice one
GoosterSD commented on January 24, 2012 at 3:32 pm:
You got a dick in a box!
Jim commented on January 24, 2012 at 10:47 pm:
OMG! Your duck's dick is HUGE!
Erik Rubright replied to Jim on January 25, 2012 at 10:38 pm:
Lucky duck!
Blobby commented on January 25, 2012 at 6:43 am:
It's a female duck, and that's a strap-on.
Erik Rubright replied to Blobby on January 25, 2012 at 10:39 pm:
It's firmly attached. I checked.
Greg commented on January 25, 2012 at 12:35 pm:
I wonder if that makes the duck swim only in circles....
Erik Rubright replied to Greg on January 25, 2012 at 10:39 pm:
Only if he dresses to either the left or the right.
Urspo commented on January 25, 2012 at 9:33 pm:
now who sent you this, and where or where does one find such a monstrous ducky?
Erik Rubright replied to Urspo on January 25, 2012 at 10:42 pm:
Troy, the head of the Decadent Ducks, sent it to me. As to the whereabouts of which one can obtain one, I'm not certain. A Google search for "Duck with a Dick" brings back several purchasing options, but most seem to be in the UK.
Richard commented on January 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm:
He must be popular!