That moment you want someone to suck your toes... but you're too lazy to do it yourself.
Who'd have thought?
It's World Beard Day AND National Read A Book Day. #worldbeardday #nationalreadabookday
The start of something... elephantine. (First sitting.)
From this morning. Don't say I didn't give you anything. ;-)
The "a 2-year-old must help me pick out my wardrobe" selfie.