I’m fairly certain I’ve heard each one of these. And a few others.
If you’re gay, what’s the strangest question you’ve been asked by a straight guy?
Hat tip to Sissydude.
Until next time...
I’m fairly certain I’ve heard each one of these. And a few others.
If you’re gay, what’s the strangest question you’ve been asked by a straight guy?
Hat tip to Sissydude.
Until next time...
So… *does* it hurt, Erik?
“Only until I get the head in.” Oh wait, that’s what someone told me once.
A buddy of mine asked me this: “would you let a woman go down on you?”
It was part of a conversation we were having about the gay theory of “a blow job is a blow job… does it matter if a guy or girl is giving you one?”
And your answer was…?
I recall the the strangest question posed to me was ‘Could you tell my husband how to pick out clothes?”
LOL! And having seen your closet (online in pictures, that is), that sounds like a reasonable request.
There was a time in my life, I’d more likely get the “do you know where I can score some coke” (and have the answer) than any of the others. But I found that enjoyable……and he koot!
He is koot!
I often get asked that, or other pharmaceuticals, mostly because of my ink. Often which is followed by a sharp tongue-lashing on my part about stereotyping people.
I recently had an extended conversation about gay sex with two straight guys, the stage manager and his assistant for the gigs I was singing. I’ve known them for a long while and like them both. Some of it was much like this video.
My straight room mate asked me whether it was normal for straight men to fantasize about getting fucked by another man.
Homer, I hope you slept with him after that!
And your answer was….?
I’ve been asked the usual “does it hurt?” by several straights, as well as “would u do a woman?”. One of my straight buddies admitted to me that he’d had sex with a gay friend once. His logic – I was drunk n horny and a hole is a hole. Hahaha!
It seems a lot of men fall into that “drunk and horny, and a hole is a hole” bit. At least a lot of the ones I’ve met. 😉
My niece’s husband asked about the mechanics and who put what where. He was mostly interested if we wanted to turn him out. And the answer was…Hell Yes! But out of respect for her, we declined to rose his bud. When I was first questioning my sexuality in the early 80s, I asked a couple of guys why one of them had a Van Dyke and the other was clean shaven. Was the facial hair representative of a vagina I asked? They promptly showed me what that hole was for 🙂
Some people get all the opportunities like that… 😉