The “Adult Questions – Don’t Be a Pussy” meme. I’m not going to tag anyone on this, but feel free to steal it and provide your own answers… and I stole this from Alexander.

1. Is there anyone on your blogroll you would have sex with?
Yes.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I don’t know… depends on my mood.

3. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
Yes.

4. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No.

5. Shower or bath while having sex?
Neither. Soap burns.

6. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both.

7. Do you love someone on your blogroll?
Technically, no. But hold dear, yes.

8. Love or Money?
I can buy love with money.

9. Credit cards or cash?
Debit and my pin.

10. Have you ever wanted a best friend?
Yes.

11. Camping or a 5 star hotel?
I don’t think I’m uppity enough for a 5 star hotel, and I can’t get anyone to take me camping…

12. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
In my butt?

13. Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
No. Never going to happen.

14. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yes. Straight strip club.

15. Ever been to a bar?
Yes.

16. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Yes, but only straight ones.

17. Ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Carry, no. Drag, yes.

18. Had sex in a movie theater?
No… no ones seems to want to.

19. Had sex in a bathroom?
No.

20. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.

21. Ever been to an adult store?
As in adult book store? Yes.

22. Bought something from an adult store?
No.

23. Have you been caught having sex ?
Almost.

24. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No.

25. Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
No.