I have no idea where I swiped this from, but here you go: a little dose of cynicism… and some of my personality.

How old do you look?
I don’t know, you tell me. I have a monkey with a firecracker on my shirt. That pretty much says it all.

Where do you live?
In my own little world, apparently. (See the above picture.)

Are you waiting for something?
The aliens. To come back. Looking for their buddy, Jesus. Whom they ditched here because he was being a jerk while they were visiting Earth. During their drunken Spring Break.

What’s one pet peeve of yours that is not common?
Not leaving a new roll of toilet paper out for the next use when the current roll is really close to being out. I guess I have tissue issues.

Last text message you received, what’d it say?
“K love u”

Can you handle the truth?
The real question is: Can you?

Did you cry today?
My nasolacrimal ducts were working overtime with my sinuses being all jacked up. But I didn’t cry for emotional reasons, if that’s what you mean.

Do you hate the last person you had a conversation with?
No. There are parts of myself I don’t like, but I don’t hate myself.

Do you want kids?
I never had the desire to want kids. But I have three of them via the Husbear.

Have you ever thought about converting your religion?
If I had religion. But into what? Pure energy? That would be a lot more useful.

Last shocking news you heard?
That Apple hasn’t created a product called the iCock. I bet it would have a slick user interface.

What was the last thing you drank?
At the moment: Two fingers of Svedka vodka. With some Diet Cherry 7-Up.

Last person you hugged?
My Husbear.

Whom do you most look like in your family?
Funny story about that. The Husbear and a few others say I look like my father. Funny thing is: I’m adopted.

Did you dream last night?
I dream every night. Most are unpleasant. I should probably blog about them more often.

How many piercings do you have?
Zero. I have been entertaining the idea of getting a new one as of late, but I doubt I will.

If you could have something right now, anything, what would it be?
To not have issues with people touching my belly. And less of a pooch on my belly as well.

Does anyone call you babe?
Not that I’m aware of. But I’ve got you….

Where does most of your family live?
Biological? I have no idea. Adopted? In Florida. Accepted? Here, surrounding me in Arkansas.

Where did you grow up?
Some would say I haven’t. And in some places I still grow on occasion.

Where do you want to go on vacation?
I’d like to go visit Australia and New Zealand. Maybe Canada and England, when it’s warm. Although there are PLENTY of places here in the States I’d still like to go see.

Have you broken a bone?
A Greenstick fracture of the distal ulna in my left arm when I was a pre-teen as a result of falling off a cliff that I was attempting to climb. And since I’ve lost some weight over the last few months, I think I may have broken a rib at some point in my life. I have one that seems to jut out farther than the others.

What did you receive for Valentine’s Day?
Just what I needed from my Husbear: his continuing love.

Have you ever had a panic attack?
Yes. A large crowd is usually involved. I don’t do crowds well.

Can you sleep in jeans?
I used to sleep clothed, pre-Husbear. He retrained me.

What can’t you wait for?
The End Of The World As We Know It.

When’s the last time you told someone you loved them and meant it?
About 40 minutes ago, when I tucked the Husbear into bed.

Have your parents ever smoked pot?
It would be naive of me to say no. They grew up in the sixties after all. But they’ve never talked about it, and I’ve never asked.

Want someone back in your life?
I’m okay without them at the moment, so I would have to say no.

Do you live near your most recent ex?
I’ve not ever had someone I would consider to be an “ex”, so I guess not.

Are you good at giving directions?
I tend not to be overly vocal during sex. Oh, that’s not what you meant?

What do you order at the bar?
A ruffie colada for the cutest guy.

When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
I have no idea. I don’t remember. I built up a wall around that emotion.

Whom was your last text from?
The Husbear.

Ever licked someone’s cheek?
Yes. All four of them. And I think they were all equally hairy.

What is your favorite thing to eat with peanut butter?
Well…. I like to spend hours licking it off of, er, something.

Where were you on July 4th, 2009?
The Husbear and I were in Memphis at Sammy and Matt’s home with friends.

What body part(s) do you wash first in the shower?
My hair/scalp.

Have you ever kissed anyone who’s name started with a D?
Yes. Come to think about it, I think I’m only missing “Q”, “Y”, and “Z”.

Do you prefer warm or cold weather?
Warm. Cold weather can just suck it! I’m done with cold.

What do you currently hear right now?
Captain Janeway telling someone to “Stand down”.

Does someone like you right now?
I’m sure someone out there must. I’m assuming since you’re reading my blathering, you must.

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
Yes. But the police would probably become involved. Again.

What are your nicknames?
The Husbear calls me “BabyBear”. That’s the only one I have, that I’m aware of. I’m sure a lot of people call me other things under their breath and when I’m not around.

On your sex interests, where do you like them to have piercings?
I’ve personally never been a fan of the piercings. They just don’t do “it” for me. Odd, considering what I do for a living.

If you could go any place in the world right now, where would you go?
Hmm… I don’t know.

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
Yes.

What is your favorite color?
Name that color:

If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
I’d go so far back that I’d loop around to the future and come back to now.