Monthly Archives: April 2010

I’ve Come To Realize

I think some psychological professor creates some of these, just to figure out people.

me
I need to be more photogenic. And groomed. And something done with my pores.

1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size…
… is not nearly as big/developed as I’d like it to be, yet I don’t make the effort to work out.

2. I’ve come to realize that my job…
… is not a job at all. Which makes it awesome!

3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving…
… I seem to get short-term memory loss. I can’t really describe it, but often I don’t remember details of the route I’ve just traveled.

4. I’ve come to realize that I need…
… to be more social than I am.

5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost…
… my mind?

6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when…
… I figure out that someone was hitting on me. Six hours after the fact.

7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk…
…I’m a lot more flirtatious than when I’m sober.

8. I’ve come to realize that money…
… might be necessary to live, but it’s not necessary to have a life.

9. I’ve come to realize that certain people…
… only want to be your friend because you’re a tattooist. Or a computer guy. Or both. I guess really they only want to be one’s friend because of what they can have done for them.

10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always…
… be a pariah to the family from which I obtained my surname. And I’m starting to be okay with that.

11. I’ve come to realize that my sibling(s)…
… followed in their father’s footsteps.

12. I’ve come to realize that my mom…
… is a hoarder, just like her mother was.

13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone…
… works as technology should work: simply and *almost* transparently. As I had discussed with a tech colleague lately, meaningful technology should be technology which the user doesn’t even realize is technology at all.

14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning…
… that my left elbow hurts.

15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep…
… I felt like I accomplished a lot around the house, even though I was under the weather.

16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking…
… that filling out this meme is difficult.

17. I’ve come to realize that my dad…
… may have been a “father”, but he was no “dad”. There is a difference.

18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook…
… I need to purge a lot of people who I have listed as “friends”.

19. I’ve come to realize that today…
… is just another day. Just like the one before, and hopefully the one tomorrow.

20. I’ve come to realize that tonight…
… I need to put a 3rd coat of paint on the laundry alcove so I can get the washer, dryer, and hot water heater moved this week. Then the remainder of the construction begins.

21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow…
… might be your Wednesday, but it’s my Tuesday.

22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to…
… be naked and not ashamed. Apparently 25 years of religious oppression causes issues.

23. I’ve come to realize that the person mostly likely to repost this is…
… probably someone who also can’t think of anything else to blog about. And also ends their sentences with prepositions.

24. I’ve come to realize that life…
… 42.

25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend…
… was spent with the Husbear working on and around the house. And I enjoy that.

26. I’ve come to realize the best music to listen to when I am upset…
… varies depending on what I define “upset” as at that moment.

27. I’ve come to realize that my friends…
… can be counted on one hand.

28. I’ve come to realize that this year…
… I will be older than I was the year before.

29. I’ve come to realize that my exes…
… don’t exist. Because I don’t have any.

30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should…
… show my Husbear that I appreciate him, more than I currently show him.

31. I’ve come to realize that I love…
… ginger snaps.

32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand…
… the mathematics behind atomic theory. Seriously. That’s what made me change my major the first time in college.

33. I’ve come to realize that my past…
… would not make a good novel. So instead I blog.

34. I’ve come to realize that parties…
… are something I am not frequently invited to, and don’t attend many of.

35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified…
… of public speaking. Luckily I don’t have to do that with what I do now.

36. I’ve come to realize that my life…
… is pretty darn okay just the way it is.

Meme stolen from YvesPaul at Melodramatic Diary of a Cynic.

Until next time...
Erik

Happy Bunny Multiplication Day!

Just remember, this day isn’t really about a zombie Jewish martyr. It’s yet another “Pagan” tradition the early “christian” church adapted into itself in order to facilitate the conversion of Pagans. But the church doesn’t lie. Just ask any of the children who have been molested by those in power and with authority in the church….

As stated most eloquently yesterday by Moby: “Christianity as an organization has become a self-obsessed, greedy, hate-mongering, evil, corporate entity bent on world domination. The sooner we get rid of it and start over, the better off we will be as a society.”

Maybe the over-commercialization of these “religious” holidays is a good thing: it’s helped to take the “religion” back out of them.

Enjoy the sugary goodness of your chocolate rabbits, creme eggs, and jelly beans.

“Do a little dance.”

Until next time...
Erik