Tuesday, September 7, 2021 at 4:27 pm
It’s not day drinking if you don’t start when you wake up… on the beach… contemplating the complexities of exactly how sand can get that far up one’s nether regions just sitting here… and why Jimmy Buffett has never written a song about that.
Sunday, September 5, 2021 at 10:21 pm
My life could use this flag. I should probably start carrying a real one with me…. #victor #requireassistance
Friday, September 3, 2021 at 7:22 pm
Dual exhaust. #abandoned #abandonedplaces
Friday, August 27, 2021 at 8:13 pm
Dear aurally annoying cicadas,I noticed as of this morning you finally shut the hell up. Now I can hear the crickets and frogs, as opposed to what I can only imagine would be the sound of white noise in the waiting room of some 1-Star Howard Johnson in the Middle of Nowhere. Thank you for dying.Signed, Probably everyone.
Monday, August 23, 2021 at 4:03 am
Pandora sat like this through almost an entire episode of Doctor Who. She was either mesmerized, or her body had just locked up. I’m going with she’s a Whovian. #pibble