Now, human beings worshiped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of U.K. go to war with the country of Turkey. Then they eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…
But then again, neither does milk.
Alcohol makes you feel the way you ought to feel without alcohol.
There’s no point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes.
I know where you come from you’re considered relatively intelligent, but by galactic standards that’s not really saying much.
One of the funny things about the Bible is that even if it is the real-deal word of God, it doesn’t change the fact that we probably ruined it forever the minute we decided to write it down.