When your phone charger cord won’t seat properly anymore, check that you don’t have 22 months of compacted lint buildup blocking… like me.
— February 01, 2017 at 11:23PM
When working with fiberglass insulation, it is important to wash your hands BEFORE using the restroom. I failed.
— January 11, 2017 at 02:52PM
Ball stretchers: won’t gravity and age eventually do the same thing? Are you in that much of a rush?
— January 06, 2017 at 11:45AM
Dear Jeep: you’re smart enough to make my defrost come on with remote start, but not turn on the seat warmer on the driver’s side?
— January 05, 2017 at 09:37PM
How is it that two grown men have so much dang laundry after a weekend getaway? *sheesh*
— January 03, 2017 at 11:51AM
2016, what have you got against people who make us happy? 2017, how about taking out politicians and television preachers, m’kay?
— December 27, 2016 at 02:11PM