Now, human beings worshiped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of U.K. go to war with the country of Turkey. Then they eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages.
—Mr. Copper, “Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned

4 thoughts on “Christmas Quote to Ponder

  1. The Doctor: “Mister Copper, this degree in Earthonomics; where’s it from?”
    Mr Copper: “Honestly?”
    The Doctor: “Just between us…”
    Mr Copper: “Madame GoLightly’s Travelling University And Dry Cleaning Service.”

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