Well, it’s at least a post… right? I had a reschedule at the studio today, and I decided to look in my drafts folder and found this post I started. So I thought I may as well finish it.
Spo posted this on his blog a long time ago. Almost a year ago actually. And as I feel I have nothing going on mentally these days that I feel worth writing about, I’ll play along.
I don’t know if it’s a good thing or bad thing that it takes forever for me to fill one of these things out…
Four names I go by:
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Most everyone calls me “Erik”;
the Husbear calls me “Baby Bear”;
… and I really don’t have any others (at least that people call me to my face of which I’m aware).
Four tunes I adore:
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INXS’ “New Sensation“;
Blue Man Group’s “I Feel Love (feat. Venus Hum)“;
Gary Jules with Michael Andrews’s “Mad World“;
The B-52’s “Revolution Earth“.
Four things I hate:
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Lantana;
being naked;
my inherent awkwardness in most social situations;
stupidity.
Four places I have worked:
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My father’s plant nursery in Florida;
Shoney’s Restaurant (as a waiter) in Searcy, Arkansas;
the Oppressive Great Retail Empire, aka Wal-Mart (both at store-level and the Home Office);
a gas station (third-shift fuel desk jockey).
Four things I love to watch:
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Train wrecks, figuratively;
Porn, but I give it the “Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, so it’s more for comedy;
Cloudy and colorful sunsets;
Humans.
Four places I have visited: (I’m adding “that have impressed me enough to want to go back”)
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Oglala National Grassland, near Harrison, Nebraska. But only when it’s in bloom. The smell is incredible.;
Santa Rosa Island (near Pensacola Beach), Florida;
Glacier National Park;
the Vieux Carré.
Four things I love to eat:
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Broccoli and Velveeta cheese;
Easy Cheese and Ritz crackers;
deep-dish Pepperoni pizza;
cheap, plain hot dogs with mustard.
Four favorite drinks:
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Sweet Tea;
Beer;
Jager (as of late);
a good Bloody Mary.
Four shows/plays:
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“Battlestar Galactica” (the 2004 series);
“Into the Woods” (the original Broadway version, not the movie);
“Doctor Who” (1963 through current!);
“Chopped” (I don’t cook, but I enjoy watching this show).
Four things I am happily anticipating:
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Our next Fourth of July week walkabout trip;
finishing the never-ending bathroom project this Spring;
driving Meowington (my Jeep) through mud puddles after a rain;
my next tatto, whenever that may be.
Four things I am dreading:
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This election cycle (too late, I know);
“Idiocracy” actually coming true (too late again, I know);
Any dental appointment;
Getting an injection/shot.
Four items on my bucket list:
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Learn ASL;
Learn to be comfortable in my own skin;
Learn to play the banjo or the cello;
Finish filling up my below-my-clothes skin space with permanent doodles.
Four people I think will respond:
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I’m pretty certain everyone on the Internet has already done this…
Until next time...
Great things to learn more about you. But I never would have thought that you would feel awkward in social situations.
I’m extremely socially awkward. And awkward in most social situations, unless it’s a place or people I’m already comfortable with.
Your online persona makes you appear to be quite the gregarious and animated guy that everyone would be attracted to. 🙂
Those are usually snippets of me in situations I’m comfortable with already. Or filled with booze. That always helps me too.
You were very charming to my guests at the party at my house.
Thank you, good sir. I hope to be able to repeat that experience again.