Well, one pattern in particular. I can’t decide what to do with my facial hair. It’s always changing, mostly because I get bored and start playing with it. Then it usually ends up looking like something I regret for a while until it grows back. Rinse, lather, repeat.

Full Beard:

Extended goatee / tailback:

Goatee and Mustache / Van Dyke / candado:

Goatee:

Soul patch / imperial / mouche:

What say you, the reader who has to look at my mug on occasion when I post a picture of myself on here?

Why are there magazines and other, touchable literature out in the doctor’s office reception area and waiting rooms? Isn’t this the equivalent of your dentist giving you candy on your way out the door?

And why aren’t I in a Vytorin ad?

Two sources of cholesterol…