Dear panic attack: I know not where you came from, but you need to go. Now.
— December 16, 2016 at 04:41AM
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When you can hear the rock launch out of the tire of your jeep and then you see the vehicle driving too close behind you already swerve. 🤣
When you can hear the rock launch out of the tire of your jeep and then you see the vehicle driving too close behind you already swerve. 🤣
— December 15, 2016 at 08:28PM
Shower thought: Why do shower farts always seem to be so gag-worthy as compared to the non-shower variety?
Shower thought: Why do shower farts always seem to be so gag-worthy as compared to the non-shower variety?
— December 15, 2016 at 08:38AM
Is it wrong that all I want for dinner is a bowl of French onion dip and a bag of ruffles?
Is it wrong that all I want for dinner is a bowl of French onion dip and a bag of ruffles?
— December 14, 2016 at 09:21PM
Sometimes you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and just feel like you’re getting… dirtier.
Sometimes you wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe and just feel like you’re getting… dirtier.
— December 08, 2016 at 10:51AM
“And remember what my mother said… ‘A hole’s a hole.’ A guy doesn’t really care who’s attached to it.” “Sounds like Grammy.” #shameless
“And remember what my mother said… ‘A hole’s a hole.’ A guy doesn’t really care who’s attached to it.” “Sounds like Grammy.” #shameless
— November 30, 2016 at 06:12PM