This guy needs an upper upper body massage. Ugh. Damn neck.
— February 20, 2017 at 09:23AM

The sound of weeping you here is me, spending this lovely 70° day inside working on business taxes. #glamorouslife
— February 19, 2017 at 11:20AM

There really is no graceful way to bend over while naked…
— February 12, 2017 at 12:12PM

And… I found my first gray pubic hair. Damn.
— February 06, 2017 at 04:52PM

After 40+ years on this planet, you’d think I’d remember to not cook bacon whilst being naked.
— February 06, 2017 at 11:38AM

You know it’s a great day when your microwave dies.
— February 02, 2017 at 01:45PM