It would seem from my last post that most readers like the full beard, the tailback and the mustache/goatee combo. So, I’ll let the facial hair start growing.

But I know I can’t be the only one who always seems to have this conversation?

Person 1: What do you want to do?
Person 2: I dunno… what do you wanna do?

Rinse. Lather. Repeat.

Sometimes I mentally suggest “fuck” to some when asked, although it is apparent that I don’t have the power of mind control.

I would say it out loud, but I don’t think some of my straight friends would know what to do with it.

(And I probably wouldn’t know what to do if they did say “yes”.)

Image totally stolen from Shirley Heezgay!.

The 1938 Phanton Corsair

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Sadly, it was a prototype that never went into production. More information available at this Wikipedia article.

Of course, I would have to add a short mohawk/fin to the roof though. And maybe a little neon embedded in it for that nice “glow”.

Terry pointed me to this today—a product called GoateeSaver.

I shit you not…. Go over and watch the video. I’ll wait.

I actually like their logo!

I laughed when I first saw this. Then I started thinking… (damn it!).

I honestly have to say I think this seems like a great idea. Do you know how many times I’ve had to shave off LARGE portions of facial hair when the razor decided to do it’s own thing on my face? (Because it does—it has a mind of it’s own!)

And the inventor is an Arkansan from Little Rock. He’s actually ON TOUR right now showing off his product and blogging about it.

I feel the need to introduce him to the gay community. Think of all the facial hair that can be properly groomed with the use of this tool.

Maybe I should order one….

Edit: I added the picture of the product in use, just so you could see it here!]

Saw this window sticker, and nearly wet myself from laughter:

I want one.

The sad thing: I’m sure some “Christian” would see it when I was parked in a parking lot and deface either the sticker itself or my vehicle (probably both actually).

It’s “all right” for “them” to express their views/beliefs, but when they see one they disagree with, they go after it. And I’m not just talking bumper stickers here.