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Goodbye Joni

One of the Husbear and my hair salon receptionists—of roughly 9 years—died this past Thursday. Today [Sunday] was her visitation, and tomorrow [Monday] will be her funeral.

While I don’t really spend much time at the hair salon—that’s the Husbear’s place of work—I did know Joni over the 9 years she has/had been with us. She is/was part of our family.

I tend not to be overly emotional, but it was hard to watch the salon crew grieving. Joni has/had been a part of some of their lives as long as many of them have been doing hair.

Some of us went for food and drinks after the visitation. They were in better spirits sharing their memories of Joni with each other. They will at least always have that.

I just wanted to say goodbye Joni. You’ll be missed.


The only picture I could find with Joni and myself. Joni making me laugh, as always.

Until next time...
Erik

.me and Me

For those of you who didn’t know, the sales for the top level domain opened for “.me”. If you don’t know what a TLD is:

A top-level domain (TLD), sometimes referred to as a top-level domain name (TLDN), is the last part of an Internet domain name; that is, the letters which follow the final dot of any domain name. For example, in the domain name www.example.com, the top-level domain is com (or COM, as domain names are not case-sensitive).

Taken from Wikipedia.

Anyway, sales of the names went on sale today at 10 AM CST. The AlphaForager from the Great Retail Empire and I were waiting for the gates to open. We’re nerds like that. Apparently we’re not the only ones. The registrar sites were as hammered as I was from the previous night of drinking.

I wanted ink.me and tattoo.me for the tattoo shop. Sadly, someone beat me to them. So I settled for ink4.me instead. Great advertising and ease of referral potential… at least in my mind. The “4” can be made to look like a tattoo machine even. (Thanks to the AlphaForager for that idea!)

As with all dorks, we started entering names we thought would be funny .me names, such as bite.me, blow.me, fuck.me, suck.me. You get the idea. How could anyone resist? Great fun! To have probably one of the best Internet addresses of the next decade! Most of those were already sold—no doubt to some porn site owners.

Being the funny man I am, I entered bear4.me. Lo and behold, it was available. So I HAD to have it. Maybe I’ll start another bear social network site. Not. Better still—maybe one of the existing ones would like to buy it from me!

Then the AlphaForager—being his funny, straight self—said I should see if cock4.me was available. Guess what. It was! Being the big ol’ geeky ‘mo that I am, I got it too.

I think I’ll put that one on a shirt and wear it.

(I’ll be pointing those address to my own websites tomorrow when I can add the nameserver entries.)

Until next time...
Erik

A poem… by someone else.

From the “AlphaForager” (a co-hort at the Great Retail Empire):

All I hear is the pitter patter of finger tips gingerly dancing across keys.
Every character typed with delirium or deliberation?
Word by word and line by line the great retail giant we strive to please.
Are we the slaves to or saviors of this IT nation?

He’s got mad poetry skillz.

Oh, and he LOVED my answers to all the questions you readers have posted. I think he’s been warped just that much more.

Until next time...
Erik

iPorn

From an email sent by a co-worker to my team at work:

If you are ever looking at Erik’s phone and he says “be careful where you go”. Put the phone down, and step away. DO NOT click on the pictures icon. That is all.

There’s a funny story that resulted in that email being sent. I couldn’t figure out why my Smartphone wouldn’t send MMS messages, so a co-worker wanted to look at it. He hit the “Pictures” icon on the phone, and it went right to the last place it had been—porn! It wasn’t anything bad, but more than his mind was prepared for at that moment. Yet another way to torment my friends!

Until next time...
Erik