YOU HAIRY BEAST?

Sean of Just a Jeep Guy does a weekly TMI questionnaire. Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information for my blog, between you and your significant other, and among you and your friends and/or family.

YOU HAIRY BEAST:

1. Just how hairy are you? Do you desire more or less and where?
Above the waist I am this hairy:

Above the waist. And a schmutzy mirror.
Me. A schmutzy mirror. A candlestick holder. In the bathroom.

Below the waist? You’ve seen the lack of hair on my butt in another other post. And my legs are slightly hairy.

Right leg.
Right leg.

I wish I was more hairy. Like this guy:

Some random Internet guy.
Some random Internet guy.

I’d probably be running through my hands through my chest hair every chance I could. That makes me a narcissist, right?

2. Your friend posts a pic of you when you were 25, what year is it and what does your hair look like?
I’ll beat this “friend” to the punch. The year would have been 1998, and I would have looked like this:

1998. I was a little... portlier.
1998. I was a little… portlier.

Hmm… it’s pretty much the same style, with a little bit of color change.

3. What do you have to do and how long does it take you to make your hair look the way it does?
I don’t do anything to my hair to make it look this way, aside from shampoo it in the morning. And getting it cut on occasion.

4. What was the most you ever paid for a haircut?
Hell if I remember. I haven’t had to pay for a haircut for over a decade. Well, pay in the traditional sense. I do have to give it up though from time to time in exchange.

5. Do you manscape?
Not in the traditional since. Wait, is manscaping traditional? I do have to pluck the unibrow though. And lately I’ve been getting these hairs on my ears….

6. Men with beards are?
Something my eyes are drawn too. As long as the beard is well groomed. You would probably pick that up if you looked through my porn library.

7. What hair on a man affects your libido most?
Facial hair: beard or goatee typically. Which is the first thing I usually get to see. And chest hair. Especially if it’s peeking out the top of the his shirt. Again, you should see my porn library. 😉

And there you have it.

Until next time...
Erik

8 thoughts on “YOU HAIRY BEAST?

  1. 1. Just how hairy are you? Do you desire more or less and where?
    Moderately only. My legs, which are very muscular, have as much as I’d like but I’d love to have more on my chest.

    2. Your friend posts a pic of you when you were 25, what year is it and what does your hair look like?
    1970. I was close to fully bearded and had the standard longer hair of the era on my head.

    3. What do you have to do and how long does it take you to make your hair look the way it does?
    Fritz cuts it when necessary and I reciprocate. I put nothing in my hair to style or control it.

    4. What was the most you ever paid for a haircut?
    Back when I was going to barber shops, i think $18 was the most I ever paid.

    5. Do you manscape?
    I trim out any hair growing on or out of my ears and nose frequently. I do nothing with my pubes except shave any hair growing on or at the very base of my penis to make it more user-friendly to those who are interested. However, at one of our big 3-day New Years bashes I did take up a friend’s offer to shave off everything south of my neck with an old-fashioned straight razor and talcum powder for lube. It was a most sensual and erotic experience.

    6. Men with beards are?
    The sexiest things out there. Major turn-on for me.

    7. What hair on a man affects your libido most?
    Chest hair by far. If I’m with a guy who has a rich mat of chest fur I just love to bury my face in it . And then I do other things.

  2. I would like to register a complaint about the towel pic…. it was a tease and it didn’t show full frontal!

  3. I am almost 100% in agreement with your comments. I always prefer hirsutism to none. Whiskers are a plus – nay, a necessity? Woof !

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