Category Archives: Meme

YOU HAIRY BEAST?

Sean of Just a Jeep Guy does a weekly TMI questionnaire. Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information for my blog, between you and your significant other, and among you and your friends and/or family.

YOU HAIRY BEAST:

1. Just how hairy are you? Do you desire more or less and where?
Above the waist I am this hairy:

Above the waist. And a schmutzy mirror.
Me. A schmutzy mirror. A candlestick holder. In the bathroom.

Below the waist? You’ve seen the lack of hair on my butt in another other post. And my legs are slightly hairy.

Right leg.
Right leg.

I wish I was more hairy. Like this guy:

Some random Internet guy.
Some random Internet guy.

I’d probably be running through my hands through my chest hair every chance I could. That makes me a narcissist, right?

2. Your friend posts a pic of you when you were 25, what year is it and what does your hair look like?
I’ll beat this “friend” to the punch. The year would have been 1998, and I would have looked like this:

1998. I was a little... portlier.
1998. I was a little… portlier.

Hmm… it’s pretty much the same style, with a little bit of color change.

3. What do you have to do and how long does it take you to make your hair look the way it does?
I don’t do anything to my hair to make it look this way, aside from shampoo it in the morning. And getting it cut on occasion.

4. What was the most you ever paid for a haircut?
Hell if I remember. I haven’t had to pay for a haircut for over a decade. Well, pay in the traditional sense. I do have to give it up though from time to time in exchange.

5. Do you manscape?
Not in the traditional since. Wait, is manscaping traditional? I do have to pluck the unibrow though. And lately I’ve been getting these hairs on my ears….

6. Men with beards are?
Something my eyes are drawn too. As long as the beard is well groomed. You would probably pick that up if you looked through my porn library.

7. What hair on a man affects your libido most?
Facial hair: beard or goatee typically. Which is the first thing I usually get to see. And chest hair. Especially if it’s peeking out the top of the his shirt. Again, you should see my porn library. 😉

And there you have it.

Until next time...
Erik

Just a Jeep Guy’s TMI Questions: I Just Wanna Go To Sleep

I’m late in posting this, but Sean over at Just a Jeep Guy does a weekly TMI questionnaire. Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information for my blog, between you and your significant other, and among you and your friends and/or family.

I JUST WANNA GO TO SLEEP:

1. What do you wear to bed? Just my skin. Normally.

2. Who or what sleeps with you at night? The Husbear. And occasionally one of the kittehs if they happen to climb up into bed. Which the Husbear doesn’t like.

3. Do you like a cold room or a hot room? Cold. I can’t sleep if it’s hot.

4. Lots of blankets or just one?No blankets. Just the top sheet, and the heavy-ass denim comforter we keep on the bed.

5. Do you hog the blankets? Nope.

6. What size is your bed and what kind of mattress is it? We have a queen-sized hybrid tube-type waterbed.

7. Do you eat in bed? Meat, yes. 😉 No. I don’t eat food from the kitchen in the bed.

8. What kind of sleeper are you? A bad one. I have a difficult time going to sleep, as well as staying asleep.

9. What is under your bed? Storage space.

BONUS: What won’t you do in bed? I won’t do that. No I won’t do that.

Until next time...
Erik

Just a Jeep Guy’s TMI Questions: Sex Questionnaire

Sean over at Just a Jeep Guy does a weekly TMI questionnaire. Fun, slightly embarrassing questions designed to reveal Too Much Information for my blog, between you and your significant other, and among you and your friends and/or family.

I don’t always do the TMI questionnaires, but I figured what the hell with this one. Mostly because it’s the questions everyone always seems to ask anyway.

It’s very simple this week: How many of the following sex questions can you answer yes to? No explaining (unless you want to), no admissions (unless you want to), no comments (unless you want to), just the total number you can answer YES to. You can also add questions (if you want to).

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. had intercourse?
2. oral sex?
3. licked an ass?
4. had your ass licked?
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name?
6. swallowed cum?
7. practiced bondage or BDSM?
8. had anal sex?
9. had an orgasm from anal sex?
10. had sex while on hard drugs?
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation?
12. been in a threesome?
13. been in a foursome?
14. been in an orgy?
15. been in a gangbang?
16. had sex in public?
17. snowballed?
18. had your toes licked or sucked?
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes?
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day?
21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week?
22. had cyber sex or phone sex?
23. been double penetrated?
24. watched porn?
25. bought a dirty magazine?
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net?
27. let someone video tape you having sex?
28. sex without protection?
29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial?
30. participated in a golden shower?
31. sex with a friend’s significant other?
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives?
33. cheated on your significant other?
34. made someone pass out from sex?
35. had your ass slapped during sex?
36. tasted your own cum?
37. masturbated?
38. let someone watch you masturbate?
39. showed yourself naked on cam?
40. had a wet dream?
41. been submissive in bed?
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
43. had sex in a vehicle?
44. been caught having sex?
45. paid for sex?
46. used toys during sex?
47. used food during sex?
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex?
49. been dominated in bed?
50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten?
51. been fisted?
52. been with a cock over 10 inches?
53. sucked a cock with a PA?
54. been fucked by a cock with a PA?
55. dressed in costumes?
56. role played?
57. been to a sex club?
58. had sex with a third or with your partner?
59. had sex with a coworker at work?
60. had pity sex?
61. gotten a std?
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you?
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more older than you?
64. had sex with a famous person?
65. had sex on a plane?
66. had sex on a train?
67. had sex in a movie theater?
68. had sex involving scat?
69. used a vegetable?
70. had sex in an open bar?
71. had interracial sex?
72. had sex with a Mormon?
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic?
74. had sex with a ex-convict?
75. had sex with a blogger?

Fair warning for family and friends who may run across this: you may not want to read any further.

Out of the 75 questions, I can answer “yes” to 44 of them, with 4 I’m not sure about.

I wasn’t sure if I should actually show the yeses and noes, but what the hell. It’s not like I’m running for public office. And if I do, it’s not like this won’t come out in the discovery phase. But if you really want to know how I answered the questions…

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. had intercourse? Yes
2. oral sex? Yes, and Yes
3. licked an ass? Yes
4. had your ass licked? Yes
5. had sex with someone without knowing their name? Yes
6. swallowed cum? Yes
7. practiced bondage or BDSM? No
8. had anal sex? Yes, and Yes
9. had an orgasm from anal sex? Yes, and Yes
10. had sex while on hard drugs? No
11. had sex with someone of the opposite orientation? No
12. been in a threesome? Yes
13. been in a foursome? Yes
14. been in an orgy? No
15. been in a gangbang? No
16. had sex in public? No
17. snowballed? No
18. had your toes licked or sucked? Yes
19. licked or sucked someone’s toes? Yes
20. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a day? Yes
21. had sex with more than one person (1 on 1 only) in a week? Yes
22. had cyber sex or phone sex? Yes
23. been double penetrated? Yes
24. watched porn? Yes
25. bought a dirty magazine? Yes
26. posted nude pictures of yourself on the net? Yes
27. let someone video tape you having sex? No
28. sex without protection? Yes
29. had someone give you a cum facial or given someone a cum facial? Yes
30. participated in a golden shower? No
31. sex with a friend’s significant other? Yes
32. had sex with one of your significant other’s friends or relatives? No
33. cheated on your significant other? No
34. made someone pass out from sex? No
35. had your ass slapped during sex? Yes
36. tasted your own cum? Yes
37. masturbated? Yes
38. let someone watch you masturbate? Yes
39. showed yourself naked on cam? Yes
40. had a wet dream? Yes
41. been submissive in bed? Yes
42. had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Yes
43. had sex in a vehicle? Yes
44. been caught having sex? No
45. paid for sex? No
46. used toys during sex? Yes
47. used food during sex? Yes
48. enjoyed pain from a little to extreme during sex? Yes
49. been dominated in bed? Yes
50. enjoyed having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? No
51. been fisted? No
52. been with a cock over 10 inches? Possibly
53. sucked a cock with a PA? Yes
54. been fucked by a cock with a PA? No
55. dressed in costumes? Yes
56. role played? Yes
57. been to a sex club? No
58. had sex with a third or with your partner? Yes (this question doesn’t make sense)
59. had sex with a coworker at work? No
60. had pity sex? Yes
61. gotten a std? No
62. had sex with someone 25 years or more younger than you? No
63. had sex with someone 25 years or more older than you? No
64. had sex with a famous person? No
65. had sex on a plane? No
66. had sex on a train? No
67. had sex in a movie theater? No
68. had sex involving scat? No
69. used a vegetable? Yes
70. had sex in an open bar? No
71. had interracial sex? Maybe
72. had sex with a Mormon? Maybe
73. had sex with someone who had a prosthetic? No
74. had sex with an ex-convict? Maybe
75. had sex with a blogger? Yes

If you want to know more, you’re just going to have to ask… 😉

Until next time...
Erik

Hundredth

I totally stole this from Dave2 at Blogography. Mostly because I have zero creativity for writing as of late. I envy those of you who have the gift of writing something meaningful every day.

So get ready for 100 things that show you a little more about me. As if you didn’t know enough already.

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1. Are you young at heart, or an old soul? Do they both taste like chicken? I think I’m a little of both, if that’s possible.

2. What makes someone a best friend? That person accepts my flaws and goofiness and weaknesses and everything else about me that makes me me. At least while I’m around. 😉

3. What Christmas (or Hanukkah) present do you remember the most? Heck if I know. I have a crappy memory for such things.

4. Tell me about a movie/song/TV show/play/book that has changed your life. I don’t think I’ve had one. Is that sad?

5. Name one physical feature that you like about yourself, and one you dislike. My low self-esteem shows here, because I can’t say I have any physical features that I like on my person. The dislike list is long. One of these days maybe I’ll cough up to see a psychologist.

6. Would you like to reconnect with any friends you’ve lost contact with? Yes, but there’s a reason contact was lost to begin with.

7. What’s more important in a relationship: physical attraction or emotional connection? I think you have to have both. It starts with the physical, and over time becomes the emotional. And bounces back and forth between the two.

8. Name a movie that you knew would be terrible just from reading the title. Prometheus. Like the namesake, I hope Zeus sentences Ridley Scott to eternal torment for his transgression.

9. What holiday do you most look forward to? I’m not a fan of most holidays, especially those that happen in autumn and winter. That leaves the ones in spring and summer, most of which I could care less about.

10. How is the relationship between you and your parents? Strained and lacking.

11. You’ve got the TV on, but you’re not really watching. What channel is the TV on? I don’t do that with the TV. The only time I have the TV on is to specifically watch something on it. However, when I’m at the computer, which is a lot of times, there is something playing either from my digital library or streaming from Netflix.

12. Name a song that never fails to make you happy. You’re going to hate me for this, but it’s this one: http://youtu.be/nxvlKp-76io. Yes, you have to go listen to it. I’m evil like that. And every single time I hear it I start grinning like the Cheshire Cat.

13. You know at least one person named Michael. Tell me about him. He’s funny and caring and sensitive and fancy and uppity and puts up with me, and he’s one of my best friends on the planet.

14. Have you ever read the “Missed Connections” on Craigslist? Have you ever posted one, or wanted to? Yes, mostly because they tend to be funny. Especially the ones here in Northwest Arkansas. And yes, I have. Let’s just say alcohol was involved on my part. It was, luckily?, never responded to.

15. If you could pick anywhere to live the rest of your life, where would it be? Somewhere in Australia always comes to mind. But I don’t know why.

16. Can money buy happiness? Yes. That’s why money was invented. I kid. I think.

17. Do you drink? Smoke? Do drugs? Why, or why not? Helllooooo, the blog title is an alcohol reference. I drink because alcohol makes me feel the way I want to feel when I’m not drinking alcohol. I don’t smoke. Not a habit I ever started, or saw the need to start. And the only drugs I do are the ones the doctor prescribed to me when I needed them. I personally think I have an addictive personality, so I wouldn’t want to start down that path.

18. Is there anyone close to you that you know you can’t trust? You don’t have to give names. I think so. Keep your friends close, and your frenemies closer.

19. Where was your favorite place to go when you were a little kid? I remember going to the big library in downtown Orlando. And liking it. I don’t know if it was a “favorite”, but it was a place.

20. Have you ever spent a night in the hospital? Yes, but not as a patient. I was staying with someone who was admitted to the hospital.

21. Do you enjoy being with only one or two friends, or with a large group of people? I don’t like large groups. Usually four to six people is my mental limit. After that, I rely on alcohol.

22. Do you like the type of music your parents listen to? Do your parents like the type of music you listen to? I couldn’t even tell you *what* kind of music my parents even listen to. Nor do I care.

23. Have you ever been bullied? Have you ever bullied anyone else? Yes, and yes. Sins of my youth.

24. If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Well, it would have to be something healthy and nutritiousness if it will be the only thing I will ever eat again. So I’d say something like Kelp. Unless, of course, you mean it’s my final meal before I’m to be executed. Then I guess it doesn’t really matter.

25. If your partner wanted to wait until marriage before having sex, would you stay in that relationship? Do any men even actually abide by that? Seriously. I think sex is an essential part of a relationship. Why wait until the relationship is legally “formalized” to discover that you’re not sexually compatible.

26. Do you believe in a god? I’m not naive enough to think we humans are the most advanced or intelligent beings in the universe. And anything significantly more advanced or intelligent will potentially be seen as a “god” to those less advanced or intelligent. So in that sense, yes. But in the magical sky fairy sense? No, I don’t.

27. Of all the social networks in the world, why use Twitter? Back when Twitter first started, I was a fan. But like all social networks, it eventually got away from it’s initial design and purpose for the most part. Which is why I stopped using it for the most part.

28. What’s your favorite hashtag to track? #WhoTheFuckTracksHashtags?

29. Would you call yourself/your family “middle class?” I have no class. I suppose I would say yes, but what exactly defines middle class these days?

30. Name a TV series you didn’t enjoy until after it ended. Most. For the last few years I tend to not watch most TV series until it’s available all in one sitting, without commercials, on the Internet.

31. Have you ever bought a product from an infomercial? Yes, kind of. But I didn’t order it using the 1-800 number. I found it in the store.

32. If you could give up your car and never have to drive again, would you? No. Unless it was because Star Trek’s transporter technology was available. But even then, I like to see the countryside.

33. If you go back to one point in time to give advice to yourself, when would you go and what would you say? Why do I feel like I’ve done this before?

34. What’s your “quirkiest” habit? I have no idea. To me, none of them are quirky.

35. What is “normal?” Are you normal? I have no idea what normal is, but I know usually know what isn’t when I see it. And I’m fairly certain I’ve never been described as “normal”. Or at least I hope not. What a horrible thing to be accused of being!

36. Someone close to you is dying. You have the choice to let this person live for 10 more years, but if you do, you cause the death of 10 strangers. You don’t have to see them die. Do you take the offer? I’m selfish enough to say yes. But at the same time, I’m not dumb enough to know that I could be one of those ten strangers to the next person offered that same deal.

37. What is one thing you could never forgive? Crimes against humanity done in the name of “god”.

38. Would you rather be in a relationship after the honeymoon period ends, or be single? I guess I don’t understand the phrase “honeymoon period”, because I think that always ends. 😉

39. Is it possible for guys and girls to be just friends? Yes. But I’m gay, so does it really matter what I think in that aspect? Because I sure as heck don’t want in their pants.

40. Where do you and your friends go to hang out? Either to a local bar, or to one of our homes.

41. Write the first sentence of your obituary. “Erik spent his whole life working toward this moment.”

42. What is the best TV theme song ever? That’s a tough one. Maybe the theme song to “Gilligan’s Island”?

43. When you were young, what would you dream you would be when you grew up? I always wanted to be an astronaut. But never an adult.

44. When you’re alone in your own home, do you walk around naked? No. Except for maybe once or twice. Ever. I prefer to be clothed.

45. What gets you out of bed in the morning? The need to urinate. Wetting the bed as an adult is frowned upon. At least by the Husbear.

46. Do you want to have more friends than you have right now? Who doesn’t?

47. What part of the past year sticks out in your mind? The death of my friend Tory, and the aftermath of that.

48. You win a scratch-off lottery game that gives you $2000 a week (after taxes) for the rest of your life. Do you keep your job? Totally. It would allow me to be even more choosy about what tattoos I would do though. And travel to get hands-on lessons for some of the tattooers I admire across the globe.

49. Could you be in a long-distance relationship? If you’re in one, what makes yours work? I don’t know. I’ve not had to attempt to have one.

50. What’s the best route to your heart? A bullet? I don’t know if it’s the best, but it would be the fastest. And it sure beats those chest spreader things you see doctors using.

51. Have you ever met someone through the internet, then met them in real life? Yes. Many, many someones. The Husbear is one of those someones. As are several of my blogger buddies!

52. What is your favorite sport? Is drinking a sport?

53. What has been troubling you lately? A hemorrhoid. Hey, you asked. At least I hope it’s a hemorrhoid.

54. Did you enjoy your high school prom? If you haven’t gotten there yet, do you look forward to it? If you didn’t go, why not? We didn’t have proms at my little, private, Christian school. We had a banquet. *meh*

55. What do you use more often: your intuition or logical reasoning? Both, frequently.

56. Do you know what makes you happy? Serotonin, epinephrine, dopamine, and endorphin. And caffeine.

57. Tell me about the last book you read. I really don’t remember the last book I read from cover-to-cover. I think it might have been a graphic novel recommended by cb called Habibi by Craig Thompson. I enjoyed the artwork, but the story was very… boring. To me.

58. What is the nicest compliment you’ve ever been given? That I wasn’t human. 😉

59. Who was your first crush? I don’t recall who my first crush specifically, but I always thought a certain educator of mine in high school was rather dashing. And I still do.

60. Do you believe that there is life on other planets? I pretty much subscribe to the Drake equation, so the short answer would be yes.

61. Predict what your life will look like a year from now. If this year has taught me anything, I think one of the things it’s taught me is you never know *if* there will be another year for you.

62. Often, people will ask how your last relationship ended. I want to know how it began. The Husbear is actually the only long-term relationship I have had. However, I had a friend I was really close to that I guess was the closest thing to a relationship before that. He and I met online via mIRC as I recall.

63. Where is your favorite place to go out and eat? I’m not a food guy. It all tastes about the same to me. I’m more a fan of the atmosphere of a place. So hopefully a lot of oxygen is available.

64. What is something you want to change about your current situation? I think about the only thing would be the difference in hours the Husbear and I work. Or shifts, I should say. But at least we have the same days off together.

65. Early bird or night owl? Night owl. Who ever heard of an early bird tattooer?

66. Are there any childhood possessions you still hold on to? None that I have any longer, but there are some I want to buy again. Then again, I do have all those original Transformers comics sealed in a box somewhere.

67. Give me an unpopular opinion you have. That I believe in the death penalty. I believe “an eye for an eye” does a lot to dissuade people from being… stupid. Especially if they are made public. And not dragged out for decades in the court system. Sure, it doesn’t show us being a “civilized” humanity, but obviously sticking someone’s nose in a corner and making them count to 10 isn’t working.

68. What was the last song that was stuck in your head? One of the movements by Bear McCreary from “Battlestar Galactica”. Usually the only music that gets stuck in my head is of the incidental kind. Usually.

69. Where do you live? Be as general or specific as you want. I pretty much list it on this blog and talk about it. I live in Pea Ridge, Arkansas, USA.

70. Do you believe in giving kids medals and trophies for participation? Only the winners, of actual competitions, which pit person against person. I think this coddling method of parenting so that everyone gets an award is a load of crap.

71. What was the longest car ride you’ve ever taken? In one sitting? Or actual miles? The “actual miles” one would have been the 4,014 mile trip to Vegas and back this November for our daughter’s wedding. The longest in one sitting would have been one of several solo trips I made driving from Arkansas to Florida and back when I was in college.

72. Have you ever taken part in a protest? An online one, yes. Not that I actually think it amounted to anything other than maybe creating a little public awareness. Which is a start.

73. Would you ever use an online dating service? Considering I met the Husbear over 15 years ago on AOL, that’s probably a “yes”. Even though that wasn’t specifically a dating service. Well, as “dating” as an m4m room might have been.

74. What is your ethnic heritage? Beats the hell out of me. I am adopted and have zero idea of my heritage. I just hope I’m not human.

75. Describe a person that inspires you. I can’t think of anyone specifically. I guess I’m not much for being inspired by people these days. I’m getting more cynical the older I get.

76. If you earn minimum wage doing what you love, would you? Yes. I think I have passed the point where I would suffer through something I hate to make more.

77. Do you believe in luck? Luck is made. I believe in chaos theory. Eventually enough chaos will cause “luck” to happen.

78. Describe the last time you were very angry at someone. It’s been a little while, but someone I cared about lied repeatedly and acted like a young child trying to play their parents. It didn’t happen. But I was angry at them.

79. Do you want to live until you’re 100? Only if I can take care of myself and am healthy.

80. Do people change? If so, how do you keep a relationship together when both of you start to change? Change is the only constant. So yes. Sometimes people evolve together, sometimes they evolve apart. That’s part of change.

81. Have you ever risked a friendship by telling someone you liked them? Yes. I learned from that mistake.

82. Would you rather be alone doing something you enjoy, or doing something you don’t like with your best friends? Compared to doing something I don’t like, definitely alone doing something I enjoy!

83. Do you practice what you preach? I hope so. But I try not to preach. I just practice.

84. If you take precautions to stay safe, do you ultimately act more recklessly? I tend to think not.

85. What do you value more in a significant other: Attractiveness or intelligence? A little of both. But more intelligence than anything.

86. Are you hard-headed? Sometimes.

87. Have you ever laughed uncontrollably when it was socially inappropriate? Many times apparently.

88. When have you felt most alive? When I had 110V running through my body after *someone* failed to turn off a breaker. Actually, I didn’t feel so much alive as I did all twitchy.

89. Would you prefer to live? A city? The suburbs? The countryside? The mountains? I’m happy where I am, in what I would consider the hilly countryside. Which isn’t that far from civilization. Well, as civilized as northwest Arkansas can be.

90. Do you often skip breakfast? I don’t have a “breakfast” proper. I do eat a small little something after I wake up. But I do that throughout the day as well. I don’t typically eat the big “three times a day” meals any longer.

91. How do you know what true love is? It’s the love that will wake you up in the middle of the night because it doesn’t feel good and wants you to go to the store to get medicine. And you do.

92. Would you want to know the exact date and time you were going to die? I would be tempted. Who wouldn’t be.

93. Where is “home” for you? I guess here in Pea Ridge is. With the Husbear. In our home.

94. What song best describes your life right now? Gary Jules’ cover of “Mad World“.

95. Do you want to be perfect? No. Because if I was, some fringe group of lunatics would try to worship me and get it all wrong for the future.

96. What have you never tried, but would really like to someday? Apparently I need more goals, because I can’t think of anything.

97. How do you express your creativity? In the long ago, I used to do artwork for myself. Now I suppose I just take photos.

98. Describe your neighborhood. No neighborhood. We live in the country.

99. Name something you only liked because it was popular. I’ve never been much of a person who likes things that are popular. Especially if it’s something I don’t like.

100. Give me the story of your life in six words. All of this has happened before…

Until next time...
Erik

The Spo Meme

I’m a little behind on this. I’ve been out of the blog reading loop for a couple weeks, so I’m playing catch up.

How “Spoish” are you?

…… is jolly good fun! (fill in the blank)
Masturbation?

Tea, wine, or champagne?
What, no beer? Who made up this meme? Oh yeah, it was Spo. If I only had to pick from the three, I’d choose wine. It’s got alcohol.

How left handed are you?
I’m technically ambidextrous. I do most things with my left hand, with the exception of writing and tattooing.

The loudest item of clothing I have …………..
I don’t know that I have any clothing that has volume control. You’ve seen the pictures of me I post, right?

The Best Friend: who is s/he?
The Husbear. I think it would be rather difficult to have a marriage without the other half being one’s best friend. I also have a best friend outside of marriage too. That would be my buddy Mike.

I’d rather eat rats in Tewkesbury than……
give a public speech.

How many of these have you done?:
1. Been to an opera?
Not a proper one.

2. Read a novel by Dickens?
Sadly yes. I don’t get along well with Mr. Dickens. As a child, David Copperfield was not what I expected. There was no magic.

3. Drank Bourbon?
Hello? Gambrinous. It’s an earned title. 😉

4. Been to Key West?
Just as a child. And it was during the month of October, which is FantasyFest. I have interesting memories of lots of colorful people.

5. Visited The Stratford Festival of Canada?
The only thing I know about the word Stratford is that it has something to do with Shakespeare. And something about some global makeup company.

6. Spiders give you the heebie-jeebies?
I’m not a fan, but I don’t know that they give me the heebie-jeebies. That’s typically reserved for clowns and other painted-faces.

7. Been to Michigan?
Never. I know it’s somewhere north and east of where I live.

8. Rolled down a grass hill?
Grass. Yuck. Bugs live in it.

9. Ate Synder Pretzels?
I recognize the packaging, but I don’t recall specifically if I’ve eaten them.

10. Used the word “rubbish” in the past 30 days?
Not that I recall. I think the word I typically use to describe such things is the word “crap”.

11. Worn a bow tie?
Yes. Just recently. In Vegas. For the daughter’s wedding.

12. Have a set of Viking horns?
Sadly I do not. Yet. However they’re probably considered a dangerous weapon so I would legally not be allowed to posses said item.

Until next time...
Erik

TMI Questions: Who You Gonna Call?

Another one from Jim of “Just a Jeep Guy“.

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
1. What kind of smartphone do you have?
An iPhone 4S. But do we really need to call them “smartphones” any more? Isn’t that just implied these days?

2. Necessity, accessory, or my right arm?
Is there a difference? For me, it’s all the above. And I have no problem admitting that.

3. Top three favorite apps?
I’m not sure I really have a favorite. I tend to peak at Instagram quite a lot. And then there’s the occasional checking of the Facebook. And listening to some custom channels on iHeartRadio. But I don’t know that they are “favorites” for me. They’re just things I use. I have favorites for doing what I need at the time that I need to do something.

4. How much do you use your smartphone for calling, texting and data (email, games, movies)?
I rarely ever use the phone for actual telephone calls. I hate to talk on the phone. I hate the sound of my voice. And there’s all those weird pauses in conversation that I tend to cause.

I don’t text like I used to, but I do have a couple people I text with regularly.

Data is by far my biggest usage on my iPhone. Besides my desktop computer at home, it’s my primary means of Internet access. I use it for so many things. I love my phone.

5. Phone sex? Sextxting? Hookup apps?
I do poorly when it comes to any type of sex conversations. Horribly! I didn’t get that male gene at all. I can never think of things to say, or type. And I attempted to use a couple of the “hookup” apps in the past, but for some reason I kept hearing that people seemed to think I came off as rude for some reason. So I got rid of them.

6. Has your smartphone replaced your camera?
Since I upgraded to the iPhone 4S in August, it has. And technically, my previous iPhone 3GS was rapidly becoming a replacement. It’s just easier when I only have to carry one thing around.

Bonus
It’s 3 am. You’re in trouble. What’s the trouble and who do you call?
It’s 3 am, AND I’m in trouble? There could be all sorts of trouble I’m in! Yeah, right. I guess it depends on what the trouble is, and who I’d need to call. It’s a very small list, and you’ve probably seen pictures of them on my blog.

Until next time...
Erik