Level 50-ish, formerly gambrinous entity living in Pea Ridge, Arkansas, USA, who gets to make permenant doodles on humans for a living. Want to know more?

in 2021: Oh joy! (Where’s the damn sarcasm font we were promised? *shakes fis ...
in 2021: 9pm seems like an excellent time to cook a jalapeño and chicken pizza ...
in 2020: Hairs cut. Feeling aerodynamic
in 2019: (untitled)
in 2016: Bad photo angle, but had fun doing this powerlifting tattoo on a clien ...
in 2015: Okay people: what is so difficult about turning into the lane nearest ...
in 2015: Howdy!
in 2015: Is someone trying to tell me something? Or offering me assistance?
in 2013: It’s one of *those* days.
in 2013: Sometimes it is all about the basket.
in 2011: The Husbear “claims” he had a shaving accident. I’m ...
in 2009: “Still In Love With You”
in 2004: January 30, 2004

Urspo on Mental note to self: check that the guard is securely fastened to your trimmer before starting to trim your face fuzz…This needs to hurry up and grow back.
Urspo on Mental note to self: check that the guard is securely fastened to your trimmer before starting to trim your face fuzz…This needs to hurry up and grow back.
Urspo on I know there’s a lot going on right now, but happy 26th anniversary to my Husbear. I love you so damn much.
Urspo on Today I did a new thing: my first jiujitsu competition. While I didn’t win win, I did learn a little bit more about myself in the process. And things I need to work on in my jiujitsu. A great big thank you to Kevin and Darla for going down to Conway with me and coaching and cheering me on.
Urspo on Since today I achieved Level 50. And I’m skipping down memory lane, posting a random picture taken over the years. Everyone needs a laugh, right? And maybe a reminder…Day 17: This is 50. Well, my first day in. Let’s see what this decade has in store for me.
Urspo on Since I hit the big 5-0 this month, I’m strolling down memory lane and posting a random picture taken over the years. Everyone needs a laugh, right? And maybe a reminder…Day 11: 1998, somewhere at Gatorland in Florida. I was starting to get a little chonky at this point in my life. Plus, what’s with that facial hair configuration? 🤦🏻‍♂️