Sometime Tuesday I started feeling… icky. I know, not a great descriptor. But it’s all I had. Later that night, the floods began…
Unfortunately (or fortunately), the top-end flood only lasted a few hours.
And then worked it’s way South.
Where it lingered for two days.
“Linger” isn’t quite the write word though. Nothing lingered. I’m fairly certain my gastrointestinal system doesn’t store that much… stuff. Or at least I thought it didn’t.
I have spent way too much time in the bathroom over the last few days. And when I wasn’t there, I was on the couch.
I’m finally feeling a little more human today. And I haven’t had to make an “oh my god get out of the way” trip to the bathroom since yesterday evening. So there’s that. Granted, I’ve pretty much stopped eating since this started, so that could be part of it too.
All I know is this: maybe we should have planned to install a bidet in the new master bathroom.
Until next time...