Monday, May 23, 2022 at 6:19 pm
Surprise eye dilation at eye doctor followed by a different doctor appointment immediately elsewhere results in looking totally baked for said doctor appointment. Do I even try to explain?
Sunday, May 22, 2022 at 7:09 pm
Hmm… succulents must be my spirit plant. 🤣
Friday, May 20, 2022 at 2:42 pm
Someone’s telling me I’m doing it wrong…
Saturday, May 7, 2022 at 7:35 pm
Alien vagina, or the aftermath of leaving the gummies in your backpack in your Jeep on a warm day? I guess with either answer the sticky result is about the same…
Wednesday, May 4, 2022 at 1:19 pm
Happy somethingy somethingth trip around the sun to my sometimes goofball of a Husbear.Happy birthday. I love you.
Saturday, April 30, 2022 at 2:34 am
Caulk. Do you pronounce it “call-k” or “cah-k”? I’m in the latter camp. I’m 12…