Yes or No (the MeMe)

Nothing lets you know I’m still alive but slightly distracted like filling out a MeMe.


The following MeMe was absconded from Alexander at Voenix Rising.

Feel free to ask for clarification of these in the comments section if you so desire….

1. You can ONLY answer Yes or No.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming nothing is exactly as it seems.

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do: Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers and tag as many of your friends as you’d like to. Or not.

The “Exam”:
Kissed any one of your Facebook/Myspace/Twitter friends? yes
Been arrested? no
Kissed someone you didn’t like? yes
Slept in until 5 PM? yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? yes
Held a snake? yes
Ran a red light? yes
Been suspended from school? no
Experienced love at first sight? no
Totaled your car in an accident? no
Been fired from a job? no
Fired somebody? yes
Sang karaoke? yes
Pointed a gun at someone? no
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? yes
Kissed in the rain? no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? no
Seen someone die? yes
Played spin-the-bottle? yes
Sang in the shower? yes
Smoked a cigar? yes
Sat on a rooftop? yes
Smuggled something into another country? no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? no
Broken a bone? yes
Skipped school? yes
Eaten a bug? yes
Sleepwalked? no
Walked a moonlit beach? yes
Rode a motorcycle? yes
Dumped someone? no
Forgotten your anniversary? no
Lied to avoid a ticket? no
Ridden on a helicopter? no
Shaved your head? yes
Blacked out from drinking? yes
Played a prank on someone? yes
Hit a home run? no
Felt like killing someone? yes
Cross-dressed? no
Been falling-down drunk? yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? yes
Eaten snake? no
Marched/Protested? no
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? yes
Puked on amusement ride? no
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? yes
Been in a band? no
Knitted? no
Been on TV? yes
Shot a gun? yes
Skinny-dipped? yes
Gave someone stitches? no
Eaten a whole habeñero pepper? no
Ridden a surfboard? no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? yes
Had surgery? no
Streaked? no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? no
Passed out when not drinking? yes
Peed on a bush? yes
Donated Blood? no
Grabbed an electric fence? no
Eaten alligator meat? yes
Eaten cheesecake? yes
Eaten your kids/siblings Halloween candy? yes
Peed your pants in public? no
Snuck into a movie without paying? yes
Written graffiti? yes
Still love someone you shouldn’t? yes
Think about the future? yes
Been in handcuffs? no
Believe in love? yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? yes

Until next time...

13 thoughts on “Yes or No (the MeMe)

    1. Greenstick fracture in my left ulna after falling from a cliff-face when I was a teenager.

      There were several graffiti “instances” that occurred in my youth. At this point, I don’t remember what they said. Now I get paid to put graffiti on people!

  1. “Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? yes”
    I want to know that story. I’ve done it with root beer and school-cafeteria spaghetti. I wouldn’t recommend either.

    1. There have been multiple instances of this occurring to me. I guess I’m prone to it.

      I think the most painful instance was when I had a piece of lettuce from a salad I was eating come out my nostril.

      Beer also hurts.

  2. Because the Husbear asked: “Still love someone you shouldn’t? yes”

    I was thinking about my father when I wrote that. For all he has done to me and all the anger I have towards him, I still love him.

  3. You have never pointed a gun at someone? Not even a cap gun or a tracer gun or a pellet gun of some kind when you were a kid?

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