Consider this a Public Service Announcement from yours truly.
While I appreciate that you have ink, there are just some things you should NOT do.
This would be one of them:
The first thought that went through my head when I saw this picture was—in my best GIR voice—”Why do you have a pineapple shoved in your ass-crack?”
I’m assuming this one started out as a little tramp stamp, and then kept being added to over time… I’m assuming.
To any readers who do have tramp stamps—please take no offense. This is totally my hang-up. Maybe one day it won’t bother me as much… maybe. I just have this thing about tramp stamps. They do not look good on a guy. (Hell—I don’t even like them on women.)
Your back is the largest piece of open canvas you have for ink, and you go and put a little tribal (or celtic) tramp stamp on it. It’s like putting a teeny, tiny armband on a guy with giant, tree-trunk arms. It doesn’t look right!
And it’s not a target to shoot your man-seed on while doing it doggy style.
Please people! Think before you get ink!
Oh, and the Husbear thought that one looked like a visible wet fart….
Until next time...
I know what it’s like to have a tiny armband on a big arm. PLEASE HELP ME, ERIK!!!! 😉
I think the guy was aiming for a certain “electric” vibe with that ink-job, but is just ever so missed the mark.
So, I take it you’re feeling better now?
I see more of a thistle.
That’s funny, this is still my favorite though, cracks me up:
http://dogspunk.com/images/ink/color/jesuspie.jpg
Good lord. I use the GIR voice all the time. Sometimes at work in meetings.
This man is beautiful and needed no artwork to draw attention to his backside.
@arbearguy:
One of these days we’ll get that hammered out for you… at least you’ve got that big one on the other side now!
@RG:
I’m not sure what he was thinking. Which is sad, because usually I can tell 😉
I’m still having my moments. Thanks.
@the replicant:
Now that you said that, I see that as well. I wonder if that means he has a prickly ass?
@matthew thompson:
That’s a good one as well. At least it “means” something obvious… even if it is a little odd on the location.
@Deadrobot:
Heh heh… I’m glad I’m not the only one then. Mine usually consists of the Doom song… 🙂
@Urspo:
Unless, of course, he wanted the attention?
At first I thought it was a pot plant growing out of his asscrack.
Oh, and I guess my “cum dumpster” gothic lettering tramp stamp with an arrow pointing to my butthole was not a good choice then?
OH that made me laugh out loud here at work. I had to bring a couple people over to see that.
Ok, so I understand how a small armband on a big armed buy doesn’t look right. What about us guys with slender arms? What should we do? I took a pic of my back tat last night to send to you so you can see about what you think I should do with it. Maybe something to make my arm look huge! Then I would have to get something on the other arm so I don’t look off balanced. 🙂
At least it’s a tasty looking pineapple.
@cb:
At least your “cum dumpster” tattoo fits you and your personality. And it’s honest. 🙂
@mark:
See… I’m good for a chuckle every now and then! I’m glad it’s contagious.
There’s a couple of options with guys with slender arms. Trust me—I haz dem. The “best” option is to camouflage the problem by sleeving out your arms. That’s right—cover your entire arm with one large tattoo. People will then notice your ink and not your arms.
The second option would be to take steroids and go to the gym a lot.
I recommend the first option.
@Dr. Sparky:
Don’t know that that is something I want to put on a pizza though…