Another survey about me

If you “do” social networking sites (mySpace, etc.), I’m sure you get bombarded with those “surveys” people post. Here’s some I pulled from my mySpace page before I erased them there. I’m not sure why I’ve taken the time to bring them over to my site, other than they do contain information about me that you could possibly find interesting… if you were a stalker?

Can you cook?
Only hotdogs.

What was your dream growing up?
To be an astronaut, then a fireman. Now I just want to be with an astronaut and a fireman.

What talent do you wish you had?
I wish I had working gay-dar!

Favorite place?
South Park, Colorado.

Favorite vegetable?
Christopher Reeves. Just kidding! Or am I?

What was the last book you read?
Cartoon History of the Universe, Volume III, by Larry Gonick.

What zodiac sign are you?
Gemini. Where’s my twin for random twin sex?

Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
Tattoos. What’s a tattoo? No piercing at the moment.

Worst Habit?
Driving down the road and picking my nose and wiping the boogers on my pants leg? Sounds gross. Who does that?

If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
Yes. I’d want to ride you.

What is your favorite sport?
Endurance Sex.

Negative or Optimistic attitude?

What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
Endurance Sex!

Worst thing to ever happen to you?
Endurance Sex with no lube! heh heh.

Tell me one weird fact about you:
I’m human. Pretty weird, huh?

Do you have any pets?
My partner counts, right? Yes.

Do you know how to do the macarana?
If I watched the video I could do it.

Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
F’IN SCARY!!!!!!!

If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
Probably move my tattoos from the right side of my body to the left. Or have baby blue eyes again.

Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
Both :)

What color eyes do you have?
At the moment, hazel. Sometimes blue…

Ever been arrested?

Bottle or Draft?
Around here, the bottle.

If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
After half was taken in taxes, I’d probably pay off the credit cards I still have and get rid of them.

What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
Not a big gum chewer. But I like that Wrigley’s Juicy Fruit stuff for the flavor.

What’s your favorite bar to hang at?
You’ve not been to Arkansas, have you…

Do you believe in ghosts or angels?
I think there are things out there we can’t see yet, and don’t understand, so I guess that would be a yes.

Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Critique porn.

Do you swear a lot?
Usually on the inside. I internalize my swearing.

Biggest pet peeve?
Running out of lube and having dry mouth at the same time.

In one word, how would you describe yourself?

Until next time...

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