If you “do” social networking sites (mySpace, etc.), I’m sure you get bombarded with those “surveys” people post. Here’s some I pulled from my mySpace page before I erased them there. I’m not sure why I’ve taken the time to bring them over to my site, other than they do contain information about me that you could possibly find interesting… if you were a stalker?

I Talk A LOT when…
I’m drunk?

I am really ticklish…
To much so!

I’m afraid of the dark…
Nope—thanks to my trusty night-vision goggles.

I can’t sleep in a room if the door is open…
Kind of.

I can’t sleep in a room if the door is closed…
Kind of.

I am homosexual…
I sure as hell ain’t straight!

I’ve ran away from home…
Yup.

I listen to political music…
Not on purpose.

I collect comic books…
Not any more, but I still have the ones from when I did.

I shut others out when I’m sad…
Sometimes.

I’ve stayed out all night…
Many times.

I open up to others easily…
Just my legs!

I am keeping a secret from the world…
Aren’t we all?

I watch the news…
Nope!

I love Disney movies…
Some of them—Little Mermaid rocks!

I am a sucker for green eyes…
Sometimes.

I am a sucker for brown eyes…
Not really.

I am a sucker for blue eyes…
DEFINITELY!!! I LOVE blue eyes…

I don’t kill bugs…
Die!!!

I have “x”s in my screen name…
Nope.

I’ve slipped and fell in public…
Yup.

I’ve slipped out a “LOL” in a real conversation…
WTF? People do this?

I love Spam…
Hate both the meat-substitute and the email.

I bake well…
Nope, but I get baked well

I have worn pajamas to class…
Yup.

I want a better job…
I have one.

Talked on a phone for 6+ hours…
Hell no!

I love Dr. Phil…
Nope. But I do love Dr. Phil MyCrackIn!

I like multiple people…
Duh!

I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS…
Nope.

I am self-conscious…
Most of the time—that’s why I get dressed to go to work!

I love to laugh…
I just do.

I have tried alcohol…
Duh! I work for Wal-Mart!!!

I drink alcohol on a regular basis…
Definitely! (see last answer!)

I have tried a cigarette…
Once. How do people do that? There’s other things you can put in your mouth to make yourself (and others) feel better!

I have smoked a pack in one day…
Nope.

I loved Lord of the Flies…
The book was pretty good. I remember reading it in my youth.

I have cough drops when I’m not sick…
Nope.

I can’t swallow pills…
Huh? Just not the jagged, little pills.

I have a lot of scars…
Both physical and mental! And I give them as well!

I can’t sleep if there is a spider in the room…
Umm? I live in the freakin’ country!

I like chocolate…
Nope. Chocolate is a nasty, vile substance!

I bite my nails…
Yes, but not out of nervousness. It’s because I can never find the nail clippers! I bite my toenails too! (You know you’re jealous!)

I am not comfortable with being me…
I am comfortable with being me! I just don’t think anyone else is comfortable being me.

I play computer games when I’m bored…
Nope. What kind of nerd do you take me for? I watch porn!

Gotten lost in the city…
Hell, I get lost in the parking lot at work!

Seen a shooting star…
Many. And moons too!

Gone out in public in my pajamas…
Kind of. Boxer parties rock!

Hugged a stranger…
Yup, and just more than hugged some as well!

Been in a fist fight…
Nope.

Laughed and had some type of beverage come out of my nose…
Yup.

Pushed all the buttons on an elevator…
I’d never do that

Made out in an elevator…
Not that I recall, but I was drunk.

Kicked a guy where it hurts on purpose…
Duh!

Been skydiving…
Nope!

Been bungee jumping…
Hell no!

Gotten stitches…
Many times.

Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour…
Ew! Milk is nasty!

Bitten someone…
Yes!!!

Been to Niagara Falls…
Nope.

Gotten the chicken pox…
Once. And then Chuck Norris came and killed the chickens and their damned pox!

Crashed into a car…
Many times.

Been to Germany…
Nope.

Ridden in a taxi…
Yup.

Shoplifted…
When I was a kid.

Been fired…
Not yet..

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back…
Yes.

Had someone have feeling for you and you didn’t have them back…
Probably.

Stole something from your job…
No.

Gone on a blind date…
Yup.

Had a crush on a teacher/coach…
DEFINITELY!

Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans…
Just Southern Decadence—the gay Mardi Gras!

Been to Europe…
Nope. Well, does EPCOT count?

Slept with a co-worker, and/or employee…
Yup! But I’m not telling.

Been married…
Nope.

Gotten divorced…
Nope.

Saw someone/something dying…
Sadly, yes.

Have a list of people you want to kill…
Sometimes.

Ridden in a car over 400 miles in one day…
Many, many times.

Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show…
Many times—”It’s just a jump to the left.”

Eaten sushi…
Ew, fish!

Cried in public…
Yes.

Walked purposely into traffic with your eyes closed…
That’s pretty much what driving in Arkansas is like!

Liked someone even though you knew you shouldn’t have…
Definitely.

Thought of someone a lot lately…
Yes.

Hate the world…
Not the world—just some of it’s inhabitants.