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Level 50-ish, formerly gambrinous entity living in Pea Ridge, Arkansas, USA, who gets to make permenant doodles on humans for a living. Want to know more?

in 2019: 1991. Why were my ears so stickey-outey then? And what’s with my hair?
in 2017: 1998.02.11. The unfortunate facial hair years.
in 2017: You know it’s a great day when your microwave dies.
in 2016: First off: a big thank you to everyone who sent their well-wishes for ...
in 2016: Aftermath
in 2016: Near… miss?
in 2015: Never give a Smurf a hand-job…
in 2013: Two surprise Doctor Who shirts in the mail today. Score!
in 2012: Painted Pipes
in 2011: For some reason, this reminded me of Michelangelo’s “The C ...
in 2011: I’m certain this made me pee myself laughing!
in 2011: Today’s tshirt of awesomeness!
in 2011: So not helping…
in 2010: Say Hello To My Little Friend
in 2010: Kreativ Blogger Award meme
in 2009: At the Office
in 2004: Introducing Grizz
in 2000: The Letter to [someone that was special]

Urspo on Mental note to self: check that the guard is securely fastened to your trimmer before starting to trim your face fuzz…This needs to hurry up and grow back.
Urspo on Mental note to self: check that the guard is securely fastened to your trimmer before starting to trim your face fuzz…This needs to hurry up and grow back.
Urspo on I know there’s a lot going on right now, but happy 26th anniversary to my Husbear. I love you so damn much.
Urspo on Today I did a new thing: my first jiujitsu competition. While I didn’t win win, I did learn a little bit more about myself in the process. And things I need to work on in my jiujitsu. A great big thank you to Kevin and Darla for going down to Conway with me and coaching and cheering me on.
Urspo on Since today I achieved Level 50. And I’m skipping down memory lane, posting a random picture taken over the years. Everyone needs a laugh, right? And maybe a reminder…Day 17: This is 50. Well, my first day in. Let’s see what this decade has in store for me.
Urspo on Since I hit the big 5-0 this month, I’m strolling down memory lane and posting a random picture taken over the years. Everyone needs a laugh, right? And maybe a reminder…Day 11: 1998, somewhere at Gatorland in Florida. I was starting to get a little chonky at this point in my life. Plus, what’s with that facial hair configuration? 🤦🏻‍♂️