I feel like eating a 1-pound bag of sugar-free gummy bears. Just for shits and giggles. 😉
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Srsly, @CenturyLink? 2 days w/o internet and all you can say is “we’re working on it”? You’ve had more down time lately than a cheap whore.
Srsly, @CenturyLink? 2 days w/o internet and all you can say is “we’re working on it”? You’ve had more down time lately than a cheap whore.
— November 29, 2016
Not a fan of this time of year, can I skip forward to, oh, mid-January?
Not a fan of this time of year, can I skip forward to, oh, mid-January?
— November 28, 2016
I’m fairly certain I’m going to unsubscribe to every company that sends me a Black Friday email.
I’m fairly certain I’m going to unsubscribe to every company that sends me a Black Friday email.
I hope I have the courage to go out like Bianca if I ever get something terminal. #shameless #ImWayBehind
I hope I have the courage to go out like Bianca if I ever get something terminal. #shameless #ImWayBehind
After getting my testosterone level to “low-normal”, I wasn’t even this horny as a teenager. Makes me wonder how off I was my whole life.
After getting my testosterone level to “low-normal”, I wasn’t even this horny as a teenager. Makes me wonder how off I was my whole life.