I wish.

“Lunge and thrust to pout and pucker…” ^*

^* With apologies to Siouxsie and the Banshees.

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I’ll assume this is where the term “washboard abs” comes from.

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I always wonder what guys have on under their suits.

As for the handcuffs….

… make sure you don’t get caught with your pants down.

Unless it’s in a situation like this. Then that’s entirely okay.