LASTS OF THE DECADE
(Lifted from SharkBoy.)

LAST BOOK I READ
The Quest by Wilbur Smith.

LAST BOOK I PURCHASED
Permanence: Tattoo Portraits by Kip Fulbeck. (For the tattoo studio.)

LAST MOVIE I SAW
“Avatar”, in 3D.

LAST MOVIE I BOUGHT
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”. (Only because we had most of the others for our kids. I feel obliged to collect the whole set.)

LAST DINNER I HAD
Some faux chicken nuggets. (That was it. Just 6 of them. Healthy, I know.)

LAST CD I PURCHASED
Gary Jules’ album “Gary Jules“.

LAST PODCAST I LISTENED TOO
It’s been a couple years now since I last listened to a podcast. I would have to say it was probably “The Other O”. I wonder if Omar is still doing podcasts?

LAST MAGAZINE I READ
“Scientific American“.

LAST TIME SOMEONE GOT ON MY NERVES
Tonight, on the way home from the studio. Some jerk-off in a pickup decided to ride my ass all the way from near the tattoo studio to my road in the next town over. I get road rage easily. I wanted to brake check him, but I was driving the Prius. And I really don’t need another accident on New Years Eve, exactly 10 years later.

LAST DRUNK I SAW
Myself. This past Monday.

LAST PHONE CALL
A new client asking to get a tattoo tonight before we closed. I obliged.

LAST TV SHOW I WATCHED
“Oz”. Season 2, last episode of the season.

LAST EMAIL I RECEIVED (that wasn’t junk mail)
From Homer.

LAST TIME SOMEONE CALLED ME A FAG
To my face? It’s been a while. But I know it was said jokingly, by someone who I respect.

LAST PERSON I KISSED
The Husbear.