I’m fairly certain I’m part feline: whenever I see lasers all I want to do is chase them. And maybe trip balls.
— March 04, 2017 at 11:33PM
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Waking up to the smell of a skunk having sprayed right outside your open window… *barf*
Waking up to the smell of a skunk having sprayed right outside your open window… *barf*
— February 21, 2017 at 03:33AM
This guy needs an upper upper body massage. Ugh. Damn neck.
This guy needs an upper upper body massage. Ugh. Damn neck.
— February 20, 2017 at 09:23AM
The sound of weeping you here is me, spending this lovely 70° day inside working on business taxes. #glamorouslife
The sound of weeping you here is me, spending this lovely 70° day inside working on business taxes. #glamorouslife
— February 19, 2017 at 11:20AM
There really is no graceful way to bend over while naked…
There really is no graceful way to bend over while naked…
— February 12, 2017 at 12:12PM
And… I found my first gray pubic hair. Damn.
And… I found my first gray pubic hair. Damn.
— February 06, 2017 at 04:52PM