How is it that two grown men have so much dang laundry after a weekend getaway? *sheesh*
— January 03, 2017 at 11:51AM

2016, what have you got against people who make us happy? 2017, how about taking out politicians and television preachers, m’kay?
— December 27, 2016 at 02:11PM

Apparently “speed wanking” is a thing… huh.
— December 26, 2016 at 01:30PM

When you received enough rain to go mudding, but not enough time to do so before you get to go to work. #JeepProblems
— December 26, 2016 at 11:22AM

After all these decades, they finally got rid of that ugly blue sign in front of the Walmart Home Office. I like the upgrade.
— December 21, 2016 at 08:08PM

I cannot always be a strong, stable, secure man. Some days, I’m just going to be a lost, scared, unsure boy.
— December 21, 2016 at 04:04PM