I actually like this table:

I'm not sure where I got the original picture from, but the time-stamp on it was from 2006. I Googled for more information about it (why is Googling the description of a picture so difficult sometimes?), but just found the same picture all over the Internet and no real information about it. I think it would be a cool piece to hold the computers in the tattoo shop.

I think my straight friends would just try to hump it.