Mysterious package with no name arrives in the mail. But there’s a rubber ducky sticker on it. Good sign that it’s not an explosive device at least.
The contents are well wrapped. I think there’s an entire package of that paper in here.
Lo and behold, it’s a cute rubber duck!
But wait, there’s something printed on the bottom of the package.
Well hello Mr. Ducky!
Thank you Mr. Anonymous. 😉
Until next time...
I love it..
In order to be sure that your duck is bigger, I’ll need to sit on it.
lol… That’s a nice one
You got a dick in a box!
OMG! Your duck’s dick is HUGE!
Lucky duck!
It’s a female duck, and that’s a strap-on.
It’s firmly attached. I checked. 😉
I wonder if that makes the duck swim only in circles….
Only if he dresses to either the left or the right.
now who sent you this, and where or where does one find such a monstrous ducky?
Troy, the head of the Decadent Ducks, sent it to me. As to the whereabouts of which one can obtain one, I’m not certain. A Google search for “Duck with a Dick” brings back several purchasing options, but most seem to be in the UK.
He must be popular!