I wonder if I could pull off this look for daily wear in NW Arkansas?

Hell. I’d settle to just be able to occasionally wear it without having rednecks think the damn thing is a dress.

By “coal”, I mean him. And by “stocking”….

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7 Days, 9 Hours, and 24 Minutes until Christmas is over. Hurry, hurry, hurry and get over with already.

Well helloooooooooooooo nurse!

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I bet that tummy tattoo was tender.

I don’t think I’ve been greeted in this manner… up to this point.

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That is one way to say… “Howdy!”

…mostly because my tongue is hanging out of my mouth.

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He could plow my field any day he wanted.