Now, human beings worshiped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of U.K. go to war with the country of Turkey. Then they eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages.
Now, human beings worshiped the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws, and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of U.K. go to war with the country of Turkey. Then they eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner like savages.
the pretty well sums it up, apart from the fruitcake.
Mmm… fruitcake.
The Doctor: “Mister Copper, this degree in Earthonomics; where’s it from?”
Mr Copper: “Honestly?”
The Doctor: “Just between us…”
Mr Copper: “Madame GoLightly’s Travelling University And Dry Cleaning Service.”
Urspo, I think fruitcake baffles even The Doctor.