From Terry M. I don’t know if it’s true, but I found it humorous in a geeky way.

Obviously taken from a chat session.

[hypnosis] 1. The human cell contains 75 MB of genetic information
[hypnosis] 2. A sperm 37.5 MB.
[hypnosis] 3. In a milliliter, we have 100 million sperms.
[hypnosis] On average, one ejaculation releases 2.25 ml in 5 seconds.
[hypnosis] Using basic math we can compute the bandwidth of the human male penis as:
[hypnosis] (37.5MB x 100M x 2.25)/5 = (37,500,000 bytes/sperm x 100,000,000 sperm/ml x 2.25 ml) / 5 seconds = 1,687,500,000,000,000 bytes/sec = 1,687.5 TerraBytes/sec
[Jck_true] Sweet
[Jck_true] DoS attack!!!
[hypnosis] a bukkake would probably be a DDoS then
[hypnosis] 11 men would give 17 petabytes/sec

This made me laugh.

And it’s wrong.

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Just because I’ve walked into a tattoo shop where I’ve seen this before…

From Alien Loves Predator. (click to embiggen)

And no—we don’t have pictures of cocks on the wall at my shop. Or “flash”. We have art hanging on the walls in my tattoo shop.