I tend to wonder what has caused humanity to go COLLECTIVELY FUCKING STUPID these days. In the last few years, I’ve firmly come to believe the axiom: “The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.”

I choose not to expound on what made me write that previous paragraph. Just know that I did.

That said, I leave you with this lovely little ditty from 1993:

(YouTube link if you do not see the above embedded video.)

Children are innocent;
A teenager’s fucked up in the head;
Adults are even more fucked up;
And elderlies are like children.

Will there be another race to come along and take over for us?
Maybe martians could do better than we’ve done?

We’ll make great pets!

My friend says we’re like the dinosaurs.
Only we are doing ourselves in much faster than they ever did.

We’ll make great pets!